Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Sh*t my dad says

I decided this warranted a post because sometimes, parents say the darnedest things.

Location: The Miss Washington Pageant
Time: Intermission
I am looking at "the facebook" on my phone.
Someone is tagged in a tattoo artists album.
It is a woman with a huge vegetable tattooed on her stomach region.
Its really pretty ... but totally random.

I show it to my dad , who is sitting next to me.
Me: Hey, I think I will go get a radish tattooed on me today
Dad: Wow, why would someone get that?!
Me: I don't know, people usually have some kind of reason though
Dad: Maybe it was a nickname
Me: What was a nickname?
Dad: Radish Belly. All her friends were like " Hey, Radish Belly ,what's up!?"
Me:  * confused stare*
Dad: Radish Belly Radish Belly Radish Belly

Location: Tavern for dinner
Time: After Pageant
Dad: Aren't you going to finish your fries?
My sister: Meh... they aren't crispy, they are all limp
Dad: Oh, like Dicks
Me: * Confused stare*
Dad: Dick's Drive In, the burger place....
Me: Oooooh


Becky said...

LOL!!! Your dad is hysterical.

Nikki said...

Hahaha! Too funny. Make sure you write it in his baby book ;)

Katia said...

That's awesome!

Love, Chelsea said...

I actually did laugh out loud!