Old Sexist Ads

These are good for a laugh

(Yes, they are real)

(And there is a clock on the oven for a reason.)

( Who has so much stuff to iron that they need to sit down?!)

(What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice)

( Well, thank baby Jesus!)

( I actually think this ad is kinda cute...)

( Love me a man trap sammich!)

( It's not rape if you yell "surprise" first)

( Once a cheater, always a cheater)

( Because nothing turns on a woman more than old food being ground up in the sink)

( Is this where "Going Postal"  came from?)

( I have no words for this one)

( And you thought Toddlers and Tiaras was creepy )

( Wait, I'm suppose to keep shaving my legs?)

( Does your husband walk all over you? Maybe you need to make him more sammiches)

( I still want a Dyson animal...)

(I'd say these are all " WINNING")

Dad's rule of thumb when Christmas shopping is,

 " Never buy her anything that plugs in"

Mom says " Thanks"
( They have been married 38 years, it must be the secret)