You want to eat THAT?!

Being pregnant and all, I have spent a lot of time online looking at baby stuff.... shower stuff...maternity stuff.

 It is never ending.

What I have found most disturbing though is the array of horrible baby shower cakes that people have made.

Given, some of them could have been jokes, but you KNOW most of them probably were not.

I am going to assume those all came from the Midwest.

That just seems like their kinda thing.

Behold.

Yum, doesn't this cake  just make your mouth water?!

Belly cakes

I don't really get them. 

But I have never had a craving for an amputated torso either.

The tattoo and crop top add a touch of class

Zombie labor?

I am sure the mother in law in your life would appreciate this one

Who would have thought an ass cake was a great addition to the buffet line?

Last but not least, I kinda like this one... just because it's so ridiculous and pretty...

It lacks a unicorn though I think.