What a rotten idea

Oh fall, you give us your bounty to make beautiful crafts and tablescapes....

But it's all a fantasy.

Real life = Home decor gone terribly wrong.

My cute squash display just got real

and by Real,  I mean it's rotting.

I unknowingly created a little crock pot of nasty on my dining room table. 

In only a few days my cleaver display began to fog up the glass and all go to Hell. 

I now understand why they sell the fake gourds that I always made fun of.